he gun cut hisself - real life replay.

this seriously happened to me at chick-fil-a recently,

when i gave my 8 month old a plastic knife.

for real.

plastic.



68 comments:

Kris said...

Wow.

Hillary N said...

O.M.G!! I FREAKIN LOVED IT!!..LOL..ahahahahaha, YES! it was all i imagined and more, you did awesome..ya, loved the "convo" you were having on the phone at the beginning..terd. LOVED IT!! you hair was freakin' awesome, and I don't mean your flowing stripper locks..;D you crack me up, move to Utah already!!

Bonnie said...

holy crap... seriously only you would re-enact that. Freakin' weirdo! I almost peed in my pants at the end when she was talking to herself "psh, i you'd da mama but he gun cut hisself."

Kimberly Dunn said...

IT IS ABOUT FREAKING TIME! I SOOO NEEDED A LAUGH TODAY! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

Leiah said...

thank goodness she didn't call su-curdy on you! that was hilarious...seriously.

Valinda said...

L.O.L. I was so distracted by your hilariousness I burned my late night snack, thanks for saving me those calories!!

TheMarineWife said...

BAHAHA!!! Sooo great! Where you git yer hur did?

Kathy said...

That was an awesome break from a very long day. Totally loved the impression. I also loved the "Oh my gosh" into the phone. Ha! Perfect.

tiffanyg said...

LMBO!!!

Christy said...

That was the funniest thing I've seen in a while!! You handled that nicely lol!

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daniella said...

Why you're not on SNL or Funny or Die, is beyond me. Hillarious! I give Davey a plastic knife to play with all the time!

Laura Jansson said...

LOVE IT! One of my biggest pet peaves is that people butt in and act like they know more than me as the mom. I love your reenactment!!!

Candace said...

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. And why am I THE ONLY ONE who seems to have no idea that this happened? I'm offended. Seriously. ;)

raschel said...

bahahahaHAHAHA!!! That was PRICELESS. I love the little curly cue on your face. I feel like I was there. How AWKWARD!! haha!!! oh my goodness!!!!

Erica said...

Oh for goodness sakes!! That is so stinkin hilarious, I don't even know what to say about it. I'm for sure pulling this up later for my husband. I think the end was my favorite part...when she's walking away muttering. Oh goodness...

Ashley @ Little Miss Momma said...

i LOOOOVVVVEEE this vlog!
You are freakin hilarious!
I once had a woman tell me I was going to give baby w SIDS because I put one of those covers over his carseat while we were shopping! It took everything I had not to punch her in the face. u rock (as usual)!

TRES said...

Worth the wait.....but seriously don't make us WAIT so long for the next one ;)

Adam & Brandi said...

Great job Hussy! I was wondering what you had up your sleeve when you said you had to "go get into character" yesterday. Now I know! Thanks for making us all laugh! You do Rock!

Ashley @ Little Miss Momma said...

Ok, so I just showed the hubby and he was rolling! p.s. how did you grease up your hair so fabulously? lol

Dawn said...

That was hilarious!! What made it even more funny was that I didn't realize I had the video open on two different screens so I heard an 'echo' on everything. I kept thinking, how did she do that?!? LOLOL!!!

Monica said...

Please do your hair like that everyday. EVERY. DAY.

Untypically Jia said...

How are you not already on tv? Seriously. Sheesh.

Camilla said...

So good! Love it!

Cassie said...

Seriously good enough for SNL. Too funny!

Becca said...

MY day just got so good! Thanks!

The Toland's said...

I too love the Chick-fil-a employ. HAIR!!! But I agree with her... dont let your baby play with plastic knives... he gun really cut hisself.

April said...

I don't even have anything witty to say. That was awesome.

Charlotte said...

That was hilarious. I had the same thing happen at a park about a slide and my 18 month old. Please, don't helicopter parent MY child! I tried very hard not to laugh at her before she was out of earshot.

Lil Eskimo said...

loved it ALL especially gus and his zerberts. he gun cut his tongue off. then watcha gun do wid a kid wid no tongue?

I BLEED PINK said...

I almost peed my pants...so funny!!!

Amanda said...

I so needed this laugh today! THANK YOU! AWESOME!!!! 5 stars:)

Mr. Superman & Mrs. S. said...

Bahhahahahaha! Oh dear.

Paige said...

Oh my gosh. That was my favorite one yet.

ady said...

Ok, all I want to know is...
How many times did you have to shampoo your hair after THAT?? Ha ha ha!

Ginger said...

Oh my gosh... How irritating. It's bad enough when people nose into your business, but it's even worse when they won't let up!

Dana said...

Funny Funny Funny you really do have talent. She was creepy.

Lindsay said...

Oh.My.Goodness. This is hilarious!!!! I love it! :) :)

alicia said...

HILARIOUS!!!

Kristen said...

Brand new to your blog... Loved the clip, that was to funny! I will be back.

Ashley said...

LMBO!! with plastic??? that is tooo funny!!

Miss Megan said...

thanks! i loved the comment :).. i didn't know you had this blog, but i seriously just woke my son up from his napping laughing so hard!! your videos are hilarious!

<3 megan.

Bigmama said...

OH MY GOSH, I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!! Though you know, I saw it too, he was gunna cut hisself!!! You better watch out mama or he gonna sue you fo pacification with plastic!!!!

Johnny said...

That was actually funny. Well done.

Island Gal said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Kara@ Creations by Kara said...

That was stinkin' hilarious!!

Connie said...

That was awesome, the accent was perfect.

Hey, when are you going to re-enact the Jake and Vienna break-up interview?

I'm waiting.....waiting....waiting!

Juju at Tales of Whimsy.com said...

LOL
Awesome video!

Roland D. Yeomans said...

I needed the laughter. Thanks, Roland

Fatshion Chic said...

oohhhhh eemmm ggeeeee!!! LMAO - LOVE THIS!!!!

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jessica kane

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Jami Nato said...

duuuuuuuuuuude. that's funny. very funny.

Lindsay said...

hey.. TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW!!!!!

Dorkys Ramos said...

Haha, love the attitude "that baby gun cut. his. self."

Classic. I think I'd be more worried about the baby shoving that thing down his throat.

Danielle said...

I just found your blog from SITS! Happy SITS Day! You are Hilarious! Thanks for making my morning!! lol!! I have to follow you...Dat some hilarious shit rit der...! lol!

Jen said...

Oh.My.God! Really!?!

Some people.

Loved the reenactment.

MommyToTwoBoys said...

Laugh all you want, my son actually had a horrific accident with a plastic knife and needed 10 stitches.

Just kidding! Hilarious story and vlog.

Linda said...

A SNL worthy performance! Hysterical!

sotheywillalwaysremember said...

that needs to be on you tube! and like Linda said it is a SNL worthy performance, it was hysterical!!

The Sometimes Single Mom said...

Just another Hussey stopping by to say Hi!

;-)

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Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

bwhahahahahahaha... I'm still trying to figure out how you got ur beautiful hair like that!!!

Yea... I want to throat punch people like that.

Mama Lisha said...

Thanks for visiting yesterday on my FB Day at SITS!
You lady are truly funny and talented... it must be the survival instinct kickin' in... what with 5 kids!

Caitlin said...

So I found your family blog when Little Miss Momma posted about you on FB, and then I found your hussy blog thru your family blog, and I am sooooo glad I did. I love all your hilarious videos! They made me really envious of how fun and funny you are and you make it look so easy! Since I had my son I have felt like I have always had to be serious and responsible and "adult" but you have made me realize that life isn't about that, its about having fun with the ones you love. Thanks soooo much!!!

Jenna Lewis Cox said...

You are a freaking idiot and i love you. would you like to be best friends?

Layne said...

I just peed myself a little.

Elizabeth Benfield said...

HI-larious!

Liberty said...

LMAO!!!

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