bread belly

one time us girls had a belly showing extravaganza.

we wanted to enjoy the jiggly goodness that comes from birthing children.

michele named my belly a bread belly.

today we made the bread belly come to life.


26 comments:

The Incredible Shrinking Woman said...

DUDE, I would need a Big Gulp Cup. Just sayin...
That is horrifying and fascinating all at the same time. LOVE IT!

Hillary N said...

that is pure silliness!!..and I have to stop hatin'..you've done an amazing job getting your body in tip top shape..you should be proud of yourself..i'm gonna go cry now and never look in the mirror again..lol

Lindsay said...

so MUCH!!! i was smile laughing SO big. you know like when you don't make a sound but your face is stuck in giant smile? yeah... it hurts now. wow.. that really is a LOT of skin.

daniella said...

What I wana know is where/how you got the idea to do that. Didn't your mama tell you not to ever play with fire. It's probably the reason you do it anyways.

If I have your belly by the time I have four kids then no one will get hurt.

Staci said...

this video made me jealous, not laugh. i want your stomach!

alicia said...

Totally enthralled... couldn't peel my eyes off. And dang girl, that's some great abs.

Tiffanie said...

Sooo funny! Where do you come up with these things?! Too bad a tummy tuck wasn't this easy! BAHAHA!

Brandi said...

How was I not following this insanity? Seriously I'm still planning on stalking you ... I just have to get Tony to actually take me by your house to do the stalking. Bwahaha

Shannon said...

I'm confused why you used the bread... normally it's just the candles and a cup, no?

Oh, and I can't believe that NO ONE has mentioned this but when you stood up and were shaking it around... that looked awfully obscene. It was SO funny.

Amber said...

Whatever everyone...Jessica just totally wanted to do this because she wanted everyone to see her freaking flat stomach and put us all to shame! She makes me sick!!!!

That was hot though! With a H.O.T! Thanks for letting me sit beside you close to your crotch! Oh, and thanks for NOT taking a shower after you worked out today. That was a great combo! That smell from the "kitchen sink"...yah, that was really YOU!

David and Teresa said...

Well ok this is Mutha. My my my you "housewives" make me laugh out loud. I was a bit concerned as to how my beautiful daughter was going to get that contraption off of her belly and whether or not it would hurt. I am glad it came off easily and did not hurt. It looked kinda PINK being sucked in. Love you and thanks for the laugh. MUTHA
Oh! and yea! nevermind. It's all good.

Amy Herfurth said...

Jessica, I feel like I am eventually going to see you on that show "A Thousand Ways to Die"

Camilla said...

gross but really funny. and your stomach is too flat. i think you need a little more flab on it, really. i mean, for all the whining you do i was expecting a few more rolls. whatev.

Bonnie said...

I can't believe that Amy said that! That's exactly what went through my head when I saw that. It was horrific! I did not like it. I kept picturing your bowels being sucked into that cup, being twisted and bursting- causing you to die of sepsis. It was horrible. Stop mistreating your body, freak! You know how my mind gets all crazy and takes off in morbid directions, you really shouldn't do this to me.

☼¨`*•.♥RocĂ­o♥.•*¨`☼ said...

Locas!!

Have a Lovely weekend!

Bigmama said...

That's so funny. My kids call my tummy the "dough belly" because when I sit and bunch it up, they can mush it around like dough, but I never thought of doing this before. They would probably all be screaming and crying of fear, and laughing at the same time! Thanks for the fun!

Just Lisa said...

You and your friends are a little nutty! I can honestly say that I never even once thought of doing this!

I came by to welcome you to SITS! We're happy to have you with us!

ady said...

You.Are.So.Funny. Really; hilarious!

the momma said...

Holy crap! That is HYSTERICAL! Of course, my son asked me last night why my belly jiggled like that while I worked out. I'd hate to see what would happen with the bread/cup/match trick. I think I'd fill the cup.

Anyway, thanks for visiting my blog--and I responded to your comment with a comment of my own. It may make you feel better, just sayin'.

Ashley @ Little Miss Momma said...

So my post-preggo tummy would be named Pudding Belly and I would require at least a 44 ouncer!

I was hysterically laughing at this post and my husband kept trying to look over my shoulder at the video--but I wouldn't let him look at your hot stomach and 6 pack {cuz he's grown used to my floppy skin belly, and I wouldn't want him to be sad}.

Totally awesome meeting you and Amber at CBC! Now off to watch more of your totally neeto and hilarious videos.

Kara@ Creations by Kara said...

You are so hysterical! I watched a girl do this in college. Her belly wasn't as tiny as yours, and it sucked so much up that she couldn't get the glass off. Ah, fun times!

Wish I woulda thought of getting a photo with you at CBC. Dang.

Julie said...

That was Crazy. You are one wild woman. I Love it!!!

Fun blog Too!

April said...

Does your hubby ever come home and ask what you do all day?? Ha ha!! LMAO ... my man would wonder how many sips of vodka I consumed. LOL!!

Island Gal said...

So funnyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! I loveeeee your blogs sooooo much!!!!!! I wish to be as fun as you when i be a mother!!!!
You totally have a new fan!!! ;)

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

That was great... and weird... and totally hilarious! You have a great belly!!!

Gillian and Kevin Mohlman said...

Hahaha... I have been laughing forever about this. I never knew that could happen! I totally want to try it! I found your blog today, and I love it. You are funny.

-Gillian
kevinandgillian.blogspot.com