meat in my draws (texas slang for drawers)

don't look at my muffin top.



22 comments:

April said...

First of all...I hate you for losing more weight than me..and I'm the fat one. What the heck. How did you do it?

Secondly...my favorite part I think is your daughter...balacing stuff on her head and dancing.

And then there's the spandex...

Finelly said...

Holy...that is hilarious! So proud of you for losing the weight! Good job!

Valinda said...

Remind me to bring my own food when I come to visit ....

Domestically Sassy said...

You're rockin' the spandex girl! I'm doing my workout today and walking. I'm a Hussy wanna-be!

Lil Eskimo said...

you're always hot to me, but WOW, even hotter with the freezer load!!

i'm pretty sure you lost more than a pound and a stick 'o butter in the upper regions. but who's counting, right?

Chernobyl said...

Jessica, you've dropped a "butt-load" keep up the great work!

Untypically Jia said...

Okay so when I lose down to my goal weight, I wonder how I'm going to be able to wear 100 pounds of meat... this will require some heavy thinking.

Seriously though chica, you rock!

Froggylady said...

you mean your sausage top?

I can't believe you shoved raw meat - frozen - in your drawers! I used to work at a ghetto grocery store and the fat women would shove meat in their pants and sometimes would leave a trail of beef blood...disgusting, but allowed us to catch them!

Chelsea said...

A while ago I was telling my friend Shaunaaaaa that I think about losing pounds as if they're boxes of butter. So anyway, it flatters me to say that you and I think alike!!

Connie said...

Love your sense of humor. I have been peeking at your blog since you did the bachelor girls...HILARIOUS!

Now off to sign up to follow and looking forward to more good stuff from ya.
Congrats on the weight loss.

The Toland's said...

Good work friend! I think you should of stuck the giant sausage in the front of your pants ;)

Candace said...

I agree, the sausage should have gone right in front in the middle. :) Great job!

Shannon said...

I love you. The End.

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The Gomes Family said...

you are so cute!

lookinsharp said...

Loved this!

Jill said...

Can't believe that you stuffed all that meat in your clothes. All I could think of the entire time was "and you are going to eat this at some point?". Gross. But congrats on the weight loss!

Lindsay said...

eek... that's disgusting... i'm glad you showed us all how much it REALLY is because i've lost quite a bit too since december and it makes me feel good to see it come off via your fridge meat.

Chablis said...

This is SO inspiring! You look totally hot and I'm jealous...really. I LOVE the pork in the but...that's some serious junk in your trunk!

Hillary N said...

I've been following for a couple weeks, you're a lot of fun and remind myself to not take things so seriously because i used to be silly and funny like you..more often than I am now...congrats on losing weight!! I just had a baby at the end of November, so I'm still trying to lose the weight..so how did you do it? I wasn't reading back in Dec, so ..what's your workout routine??

Erica said...

Congrats!! Awesome visual!

Babes Mami said...

Stopped in from SITS and now must follow!