stripper hair

a blog stalker of mine named, amy's wedding jess, got me started on calling my nasty, too long, needs to be trimmed hair "stripper hair".
it seems to have caught on and i felt it deserved a tribute song.


42 comments:

Domestically Sassy said...

OMG! That's the funniest thing EVER!!! Can't wait for the next one.

You go girl!

Shaunaaaaaaa said...

For some reason I can't get my computer to play it. I'm SoOOO annoyed cuz I really want a good laugh right about....... NOW dang it!! I'll keep trying!

Riece said...

Ok, this is like real bidness blog!? This all feels so new and different.

First of all, let me congratulate you on being such a successful and famous blogger. Second, this was very, very funny. Love the stripper hair.

Also, it's so funny to see such similar mannerisms as Lindsay. You're kind of the same brand of delightfully weird, which makes me feel safe and comfy when I watch.

That is all.

Shaunaaaaaaa said...

I went to youtube and was able to watch it. My hubby was not far from me viewing it and he says that its freaky how similar you and I are. He thinks we have been separated at birth. ANYWHO it is SO FUN!

Paige said...

Yeah, it didn't work on my computer (none of your videos every do...) so I just watched it on your YouTube site. Maybe Safari doesn't like it? Who knows... And very nice, Jessica. You're crazy. :)

Valinda said...

And you say you have no big talents!!!LOL

The Burns Family said...

LOVE it, and Congrats on your launch!!

Amber said...

The perfect first music video, to kick off your Vblog! Your such a Hussy!

Can't wait for more train wrecks to come!!!!

Bonnie said...

It was all cuddly and cute... Then it turned all scary and hussy-like. I had to watch it on my phone soooo it was a little fuzzy and dark. I'll rewatch it tomorrow to get a better feel of your hussiness.

Dude where was A during filming, how does he sit idly by whilst you make all those growling noises?

Jess said...

Ha...I LOVE that your first Hussy video gave tribute to me..."Amy's Wedding Jess". I'm kind of like famous now! :) I think my definition of stripper hair should have it's own wikipedia page!

The Toland's said...

hahahahh ok I'm seriously dying of laughter right now!!!! I'm LOLing...really LOLing and I hate the use of LOL...but I ain't lying when I say LOL...I am truly laughing OUT LOUD!!!

The Toland's said...

k not even kidding...
word ver.---> blessher

hahaha

Sandra said...

Jessica...you are just...special.

(And just ignore the fact that in my house, special means mildly retarded - just ask my 9 year old)

Merrilee said...

Ha.....larious! I'm glad my friend Shaunaaaaaaaa posted a comment because I was gonna say, Holy Cow, you are so much like her, but seriously, only two of a kind! (I mean, there's NO ONE else in the world like either of you!) I love you both! Extra funny that I'm you're "friend" once removed and Shauna, twice! That's what I call a celebrity!

kimmy said...

LOL--girl you are SUCH a stripper. nice singing. :)

Jill said...

You are hysterical. I love it! Dave says you are a nut. (Just FYI for some reason, I couldn't watch the video on safari and had to go to firefox to see it).

julielollar said...

LOVE IT! Can't wait for the next one!:)

Michelle said...

That is hilarious! I especially like the smeared eye make up.

raschel said...

I could never figure out exactly what you meant by stripper hair...now, i know. that was awesome.

Ellis Family said...

WEIRD! It's letting me leave a comment from Jason's computer! Anyway................CONGRATS you crazy freak! We are LOL and wondering what drugs you are on ;) You are a nutcase girl! Best wishes to ya!

Joanna said...

Ok that is the funniest thing I've watched online all week (never mind that it's only Monday...) and I think I might just have to put it on replay and watch it all day long lol!! The really funny thing though is that it looks like those stripper 'moves' come a little too easily to you - like it's not the first time you've done them lol!!!

Brooke H. said...

OMG that was hilarious!! Seriously loved it!!

Candace said...

Ha! Hilarious. I think the second part may have scared my kids a little. ;)

Michelle Peyronet said...

I am so excited for your big launch cuz!!!!! This is going to be great!!
Love you lots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Froggylady said...

You seem to know an awful lot about stripper hair. Did you do field research before recording?

Love it!

Val said...

i have to go to YouTube to watch your videos, not directly click on your blog. Is it because I have a Mac? Why don't you like Macs, what's your deal.

The Nugen's said...

Ok, I think it's letting me leave a comment now!

This is hysterically funny!! I love it!

Crystal Brecheen said...

I'm loving your dance moves!! This is going to be great! Can't wait for more!!

Lindsay said...

This is just way too funny. :) Loved it!

molly said...

i couldn't watch it :( I keep getting an error message, huh?

Shannon said...

"down to the nips"... I just pee'd a little. So funny.

Laura said...

Huh-larious! My 7 month old son was glued to the computer like "who is that crazy lady?" ha ha ha...

Bonnie said...

Ok so I rewatched it. And I know everyone is gonna think I'm a butthead, but it was a little weird for me. I'm gonna be Simon in this bit... It didn't make me laugh. I could have not commented like a politically correct friend would have done, but I love you and I can tell you that your song stinks and your butt is big because in the end you know it's just jealousy. You're still funny and you are way more liked than me. However, I loved your daddy wanna-be. I should go and comment my profound accolades to make up for this one.

Kristin Collins Rasmussen said...

pretty darn funny, and a little scary :)

Kathy said...

Hilarious! Loved it.

Queen Mama said...

OMFGOODNESS! I am DONE! You are so hilarious! Did K do the makeup? Lol. HOT ISH! LOVE IT HUSSY!!!

April said...
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Erica said...

Very well done! Loved the transition from nice to naughty! Very artsy :)

Gabby said...

Hilarious Jessica. I loved "wrapping in the pits like she's working for tips" Great job. I can't stop laughing.

mrs. r said...

after this post, i am a hussy convert.

adding your button.

hysteria.

Chism Classics said...

My daughter now goes through the house, store, or where ever we are and sings this song. She is 5 years old and is so funny. She even deapens her voice like you.

Mrs. Muffins said...

um, i can't turn my speakers up because my kid's asleep. so i watched it muted. it might be funnier that way. not sure, but it might be. ;)